Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.
1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?
2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.
Who cares?
2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.
by Chrystoph June 17, 2007
Get the Trombone Playermug. by lex November 25, 2004
Get the bacon trombonemug. by Neil H May 27, 2004
Get the Purple Trombonemug. A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
by NawlinsD September 2, 2009
Get the Brand New Trombonemug. Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman
Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.
by illustriousbob December 10, 2011
Get the buffing the little trombonemug. Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.
by Gooseman77 March 31, 2016
Get the Auto Aquatic Trombonemug.