The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.
Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.
by Cuzzmaster July 09, 2020
Ole boy got a nice Triangle Mustache. He must've got that somewhere else because you can't even get that done out here.
by Terry Bad Ice November 17, 2018
A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.
by Cheesy and dangerous. October 11, 2014
by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023
Brittney Tetrahedron Effect Aka "Brittney triangle"
the action of three educated women forming an unbreakable triangle partaking in a recreational marijuana hotbox in a confined space prefebly a Ford f-250 during the evening while camping.
the action of three educated women forming an unbreakable triangle partaking in a recreational marijuana hotbox in a confined space prefebly a Ford f-250 during the evening while camping.
"hey ladies, how about we find a place to do a little brittney triangle!
dude, our wife's were all over the brittney last night, there formation was unbreakable!
dude, our wife's were all over the brittney last night, there formation was unbreakable!
by leolion1978 July 02, 2018
by HeyNOW777 February 27, 2010
by Next door shaman January 17, 2022