10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.
In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.
In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
Get the Mk4 Toyota Supra mug.Driven by the nice Asshole you will ever meet he is kind loves to help people knows what he wants in life do not cross him he will help people when he can his goal in life is to help others in need his whole goal is to help other clean up there lives and Achieve financial freedom unlike others before his time he sees things in a different light and believes that just because someone try’s things that may not agree with others they may not push their ideologies without trying it themselves … he is a positive light where-ever he goes watch out though he will make your life a living hell if you piss him off this is hard to do … fair warning he can call on the powers of unknown forces…… kind, and fair he would help just about anyone but he has a real problem with authority he believes that no one should be controlled they should be free to make there own choices however crimes against humanity is where he draws a line. Live long and prosper education isn’t everything but it helps. One of the luckiest person alive. People are drawn to him Watch out though don’t take his kindness for a weakness you’ll awaken something you never want to see
That t.o.w guy that drives a 2022 Toyota Camry hybrid he’s a nice guy just don’t cross him you might regret it
by Dirty hooker tow August 6, 2022
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If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 24, 2022
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Doctor: My god, what happened to this poor young man.
Guy: he fell asleep first at the sleepover and got a pretty rough Toyota tundra, one of the worst we’ve ever seen.
Guy: he fell asleep first at the sleepover and got a pretty rough Toyota tundra, one of the worst we’ve ever seen.
by fried sauerkraut March 11, 2026
Get the Toyota Tundra mug.1. A term used to make fun of someone who is not familiar with cars.
2. A term used to make fun of someone who has not done proper research when buying a car.
3. A name for a car that has a badge for a brand that is not the real manufacturer of the vehicle.
2. A term used to make fun of someone who has not done proper research when buying a car.
3. A name for a car that has a badge for a brand that is not the real manufacturer of the vehicle.
Joe: This guy said he drives a "Toyota Civic", he's a real dumbass.
Jack: What were you thinking buying this car? It's like buying a Toyota Civic!
Jane: That Dodge has a Hyundai badge on it, It's like a Toyota Civic.
Jack: What were you thinking buying this car? It's like buying a Toyota Civic!
Jane: That Dodge has a Hyundai badge on it, It's like a Toyota Civic.
by gooner21 March 13, 2026
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