Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

Total Rhubarb

A statement of incontrovertible fact.

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”

by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022

Total Recall

While sexing your significant other you choke them so hard their eyeballs pop out of their head like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s in the movie ‘Total Recall’

Man, I’d really like to Total Recall Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… she’s already half way there!

by Crack152 September 23, 2021

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

Total Maniac

A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.

"I bet Dustin would huff some duster with us"
"probably not, he's all talk, total maniac."

by vaughnun June 13, 2023

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Total Consciousness

It is nice.

On your death bed you will receive total consciousness, which is nice.

by Carl Spackle December 18, 2012