total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations

“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”

by julielollll August 29, 2018

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

Totally Mcgoataly

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.

Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee

Jim: Wanna bumfuck, bro?
Jim 2: Totes mcgoats
Jim 3: Yo, can I join?
Jim: Totally Mcgoataly!

by Whopsie April 13, 2011

totally happening

when a person, idea, project, or event goes ahead in a fully present and positive motion to complete/ follow through with itself for the awesomeness of all. A good thing.

This party is totally happening.

by PoppyT May 31, 2012

Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Totally Not The Culprit

Rude game developer that has no talent of coding

The owner of this game is being a Totally Not The Culprit

by Housive April 30, 2022