a totes awesome girl, who doesn't like swearing. A very motherly person. Has been known to do stupid things while on vicodin...
Person 1: Did you hear her? She just said that dude's face was delicious!
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...
by theatre-geek January 22, 2009

Airline term which means "minimum equipment list. In simple terms
This is a minor mx (maintenance) issue which will not keep the aircraft from flying it's prescribed route.
This is a minor mx (maintenance) issue which will not keep the aircraft from flying it's prescribed route.
We have a reading light out in seat 39a's pcu(passenger control unit) we can put a mel placard on it and send it on its way
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

by 2TactEdot September 27, 2022

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
by King Tropic April 8, 2023

Mel Dean/Driscoll is the one messin with a very ill ladys husband .... did I mention they are seniors
by WilliemyG September 16, 2022

that tyrone chill is so Mel-que
by jc chazez March 21, 2008

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017
