alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 2, 2010

royal threesome

When two Armenian guys treat a lady like a princess then pamper and spoil her throughout the night as they turn her into a queen, and once the night is over, they turn the girl into a slave into the bedroom, dominating her sexually

hey lets royal threesome Ali

by royal threesome October 17, 2014

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

Fresno threesome

A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.

"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"

by yr195 October 15, 2016

burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.

"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake

by rangas and dogs are the same May 31, 2016

canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017