ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

Mani

Mani They’re Loyal, Caring, Big Dick Minded, Fun to Be around if you want a mani go and get you one you won’t regret it

Mani Has The Biggest Yea I’ve Seen In A While

by Adxt November 23, 2021

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Mani

It's a Persian name, commonly used for boys.
Mani is used to putting his penis in the mousetrap and he enjoys this pain.
if you have a Mani in your life do this favor for him, he will appreciate it.

I'll buy you all of the mousetraps in the world Mani.

by Ole Gunnar Solskjær Lover November 22, 2021

Tï-mani

Tï-mani is cool. He's the god, the wolf of the pack, the one you shall follow. He leads the way, you walk behind. That's how it works. People love and praise his name so much that they litterally rename themselves after him.

Tï-mani is also a tribe, we're everyone is like a family. Through hard times, the real Tï-mani helps everyone keep up.

But don't try do seduce Tï-mani, not only because he's too good for you, but also cause he's already taken.

- Did Tï-mani connect to the Zoom class?
- No, not yet.

- Oh then tell the teacher he can't start the class until he's there.

by luciole_ November 13, 2020

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023