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Tyler’s Washington

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes
by Haha bill April 8, 2019
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Washington Tossup

A cross between a Rusty Trombone and a Dutch Rudder.
Hey Bob, would you like a Washington Tossup?
Sure Jeff, why not?
by Bulgaria Statem September 25, 2009
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Washington Deceit

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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kai washington

Guy 1- Kai Washington took my Girlfriend

Guy 2- He’s the hottest dude ever!
by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021
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Isaiah Washington

by Annie smith February 19, 2022
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Washington Highlighter

a black Sharpie, usually the one sitting on the desk of the guy who removes all the good parts in declassified government documents.
how many washington highlighters did it take to cover up the Kennedy Assassination?
by tempest23 July 1, 2011
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Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
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