sj;ts

Same Joke ; Too Slow.

Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.
Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"

You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."

You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")

They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"

You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"
by TheEllen November 14, 2012
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The Ts and the D

Used in reference to transgender women who have transitioned ("Ts" referring to "tits," or breasts) but have not gotten The Surgery™ ("D" referring to a dick). First (and probably only use) in Contrapoints' video "Are Traps Gay?"
"Look, some guys want the Ts and the D." (source: aforementioned video)
by Plad Nagys March 15, 2023
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pull a ts

Pulling a TS.
This is when someone start doing something or start saying they will do something but you either never see the end of it or the day of it.
This come from the never ending scams the korean agency TS Entertainment did. They always started something but never finished it or even say they will di something but they never did.
It is similar to procrastination.
-Brian started eating his cake but he pulled a TS and now it is rotting on the table.
-Karen is gonna pull a TS and get in detention for not doing her homework.
by myunmoos May 06, 2019
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by Orrinpants September 21, 2022
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Ts;Np

Too short; No point

The flip side of Tl;Dr: posts that are really short but have no point at all.
Post under an article: "I agree"
Response to post: "Ts;Np"

Post under long thoughtful post or article "You're an itiot "
Response to post: "Ts;Np but still too long to spell correctly."
by endorendil January 09, 2017
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ts;dc

Stands for 'too short, didnt care'
by thebody1403 January 08, 2017
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Base TS

Base TS are players in the roblox game "Thunder Scientific Corporation" who are not in any departments nor in any factions. They spend most of their time healing members of the Security Department or using "Emotes" on the line whilst holding a bingo card.
TS 1: man fuck these Base TS
by Dood69 August 15, 2024
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