Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)

1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021

POT-sticker

(PURPOSEFUL, ONE TIME) this is something you utilize once, giving it meaning... and subsequently never using it again. This could be anything from a nickname to a concept.

An example would be when writing a paper, using a full breakout of a company name, and following it up with an acronym in parentheses... then never using that acronym ever again in the paper. Why put that acronym in there if you were never going to use it? POT-sticker

by BlessedLobster June 24, 2023

Sticker hunting

Sticker hunting means you go out and look for stickers, either to take pictures of or to remove.

I'm going sticker hunting later, wanna come with?

by luvbugz June 15, 2024

Stiletto Sticker

When a woman rides a man during intercourse and immediately after he ejaculates she stands up and stomps her stiletto heel on his penis. Can be done right before ejaculation, though it's a bit more difficult, but is especially effective if the woman has sharpened the heel and doesn't mind the squirting of blood from the puncture wound.

Girl #1 -" I can't believe you slept with that jerk again. Didn't you say he donkey punched you last time?"
Girl #2- " Yes, but I only did it so I could return his kindness with a stiletto sticker." That weak ass punch of his was a tickle compared to pain he'll be having for the next few weeks."
Girl #1- " Way to go, Wonder Woman! " Justice prevails!"

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

sticker

A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

Sticker Hoe

/'stikər/ /hō/
noun
A Funko collector who collects Funko Pop! for ther stickers and not for the pops.

Sticker hoes are pretty much all the same. They will only collect Funko Pop! with the "proper" sticker and not a "Special Edition" sticker from Europe. Sticker hoes will also always prefer a convention sticker over a shared sticker.
Sticker hoes prefer to have a box with a million stickers; the more stickers and the less of the actual Pop! you see, the better.

Chris: Use it in a sentence Heather.
Heather: Have you seen the Cheshire Cat with a Books-a-Million exclusive, chase, flocked, and glow in the dark stickers on it? That is like the grail of all grails for any sticker hoe out there!
Chris: Sticker hoes, unite!

by TheHeardDerg June 3, 2022