Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash February 25, 2016

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period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.

Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.

by Methodical Muse August 16, 2018

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Nugget plague

A plague of chicken nuggets that want to feed themselves to you

The nugget plague has caused many people you explode from obesity

by Cool bro Reid November 13, 2014

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Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024

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