Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!
by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009
Get the Crayons and Onionsmug. by cheechanator March 27, 2008
Get the onion-eyedmug. it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.
by onionringersforever October 12, 2011
Get the onion ringingmug. by judi January 17, 2004
Get the stupid onionmug. Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020
Get the Onion-takemug. A person is said to be "burning onions" when they are having a hard time accomplishing a specific goal.
Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Unlike "spinning your wheels" this phrase does not contain any insinuations of harming the environment with toxic smoke. In fact, onions are better to eat than wheels, so it's really the healthier of the two phrases.
Sal: My apartment is already full of plants and I'm burning onions trying to find room for my new Aloe Vera plant!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
Luces: Oh no, I hope you can make room for it!
by MavenRenman December 30, 2020
Get the burning onionsmug. by YehBoiGay June 6, 2018
Get the Grilled Onionsmug.