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Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad
by Rickss May 5, 2021
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Michael

Has a big ass dick:)
Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)
by Idk what to say:/ May 17, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.
This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.
by bigheadgang January 22, 2019
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Michael

Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned
Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass
by Tati22 June 4, 2018
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Michael

A small, goodlooking guy. He's usually funny, but can go serious on certain topics. Really loves cheeseburgers, And was a camel in the before life. He brings a smile to everyones face, even if their unhappy. He has a good body, and is fashionable. Hes really sweet and a cutie. Sometimes, hes kind of vain though. :)
Aww, Michael's trying to climb that fence! Hes so little.

But hes hot aswell... Like phwoah.
by Jillian.22 February 5, 2012
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Michael

The most amazing person in the world. Michael is extremely nice, always putting others before himself. He is very lovable and whatever he does is to benefit his other half. When you are in love with a Michael it is forever and strong. There could never be anyone else. And you cannot forget that Michael is very attractive. Michael also has a very high intelligence with a genius IQ. You can never love anyone else once you loved a Michael because he is perfection.
Gabrielle: I'm going to make Michael mine, I'm going to make him fall in love with me.
by UndeservingGirlLovingYou September 27, 2011
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Michael

People with this name are very likely to be made entirely of AWESOME. The Angel Michael was God's Hitman. Most Michaels can lick their eyeballs. Michaels are equal parts Bloom and Decay. Michael is another word for fly, dope and Libahunt. Michaels are Pimp. FTW.
I'm too Michael for this.
by sinister eel February 3, 2010
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