Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 26, 2020
Get the Lisamug. usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
by hoorada July 28, 2020
Get the Lisamug. She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
Get the Lisa Dalzellmug. A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021
Get the Mona Lisamug. Lisa is the coolest girl in the world. She is kind, smart, funny, and above all has impeccable music taste. She lights up a room with her warm and easygoing personality, and is the kind of girl you will never not have fun with. She has the right amount of sarcasm, wit, and banter to go toe to toe with even the best hecklers. She is a lot more badass and cool than she thinks she is, and needs to be reminded this from time to time. Although she finds herself bouncing between rocky relationships, her friends know that anyone would be lucky to even be around her. There is someone who likes her a lot but doesn't think she's interested and therefore doesn't want to ruin their friendship.
"Hey, I just saw Lisa F the other day"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"
by Peter Piper's Pickled Pecker September 27, 2022
Get the Lisa Fmug. Rhyming slang for randy.
by Gary Glitter the face sitter May 6, 2023
Get the Lisa Nandymug. by Iamtaller September 21, 2019
Get the Lisa longarmmug.