depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

laundry butter

day old semen encrusted on an article of clothing

my mom cleaned my room and found all of my laundry butter

by ayeaye2222 April 17, 2019

laundry

a word that shawn mendes uses every 10 seconds

doing laundry everyday
to look at everyone and say hey make sure you appreciate doing laundry everyday

by leahlovesshawn October 31, 2020

Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018

laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.

i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.

by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014

laundry dryer

machine that dry clothes

A laundry dryer contains ten black and eight navy socks.without looking how many socks must you take out to be sure you have a matched pair

by maedeh October 14, 2016

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021