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John

John is a cunt
by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018
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john

Something you are referring to as an object .
by v r o December 15, 2017
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John

But of a twat innit
Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit
by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018
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John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.
Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.
by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
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John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018
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John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
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John

He's such a john
by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017
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