Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

Greasy Grove

A word used to describe the unwashed hair of a Marcus Stevens

Stevens hair is lookin like Greasy Grove today.

by CardinalsStevenPug69 May 8, 2019

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

Greasy Pole

Reference to a erect penis that is substantially lubricated with either bodily fluids or artificial lubricant.

Man, that porn stars cock is shining like a greasy pole.

by craftycoldcuts October 1, 2016

Greasy Pig

A morbidly obese girl often seen with billigerent men.

Savy is the king of Greasy Pigs.

by Nick Lason September 16, 2010

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004