smug cloud

The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.

Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."

Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"

Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009

Cum cloud

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!

Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!

by MK9903 April 14, 2012

White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.

His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.

by Goofnut December 11, 2017

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

Cloud Trap

A type of rap/trap music that gives off a particularly "Cloudy" feeling, either if its a wavey or vibey feeling that gives you almost a psychedelic effect making you feel high or out of this world, the kind of music to smoke to. Its a unique type of music that has a strong acquired taste. The music is usually never lyrical and only focuses on the sound of it rather than the lyrical content which is usually absurdity.

The sound is credible most from artists like:

SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others

Marcus: Aye man you pumping that Cloud Trap? *hits blunt*

Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*

by v-kuh January 15, 2021

Digital Cloud

A multi-platform professional gaming and entertainment organization based in the United States

Did you see Digital Cloud in that tournament last night?

by LGLOVER June 16, 2018

Cloud Ride

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*

by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010