captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

Woody

A male sentient piece of balsa wood from the web series BFDI. He competed in BFDI season one, and both BFB Pre-Split an BFB Post-Split. He had a chance to join BFDIA, but he wasn’t there in the first episode of BFDIA. Some people think that Woody is cute, pure, and innocent, and I can’t argue. Not to be confused with the Toy Story Sheriff Woody.

Guy one: Woody is the best character!
Guy Two: Nah, it’s Sid.
Guy one: I was talking about BFDI Woody
Guy Two: I can’t agree more. He is.

by TheStupidestOneofAll May 19, 2024

a woody saunders

a person who enjoys a football,coading,it,smart stuff

a woody saunders must be fed on time
a woody saunders watches memes
a woody saunders is a a woody saunders

by woody_slng August 15, 2021

Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”

“She boutta hit that sparky woody”

by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021