Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.
I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.
by Curshmanspiral May 26, 2012
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Loremaster Walrus

someone who doesn't say fuck, and is dedicated to the art of Hollow knight lore.
by Minigun May 02, 2022
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Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.
I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!
by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017
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coruna walrus

Person a:Hey! Make sure to wear your mask you don't want to catch coruna walrus anytime soon.
Person b: Oh sorry! Almost forgot, thank you
by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u February 15, 2021
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icy walrus

The Fashion in which a male cums in a girls mouth and slightly hits her in the throat to make the cum come out of her nose thus looking like an icy walrus.
I gave that girl an icy walrus last night
by LongDrod8852 December 01, 2015
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porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
by jedyca January 30, 2009
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anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~
"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"
by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014
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