The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

Ultimate Cuteness

The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"

by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011

Ultimate Milkshake

puke

Yooo boys sally and I had a ultimate milkshake last night ;)

by @yert August 3, 2019

ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012