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nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...
Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!
by Gostevego January 1, 2021
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Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018
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cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.
“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”
by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020
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Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008
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Ass Trumpets

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
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Trumpet section

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.
That trumpet section can never shut up when we are learning out drill spots
by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016
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Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).
After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!
by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016
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