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Stack-attacked

When a Stack of a man acts nice for a day or two and then spontaneously reverts to his chaotic created fake persona in order to inflict loud abusive verbal b.s. upon his mate and all those that are within hearing distance as a diversion tactic for his covert plans and operations.
"I'm going to use my crew boss voice Sasha!!!I don't care if everyone can hear it!!Do you want me to get louder!!!??" To be Stack-attacked.
by Sweethearted February 12, 2020
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Gasket Stacking

Verb; When two people touch their butt-holes together in a scissor-like method.
Bill and Annie wanted to try new things in their relationship so tired gasket stacking.

Stephanie and Julie where scissoring and accidentally stacked gaskets.
by BeechDaddyFresh May 22, 2020
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stacking breaks

When you're a really funny stand-up comedian and you have to pause for many consecutive laugh breaks.
Wow, that comedian is funny! He has been stacking breaks all night.
by theoriginal1234 April 19, 2018
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Pimp Stack

Getting paid or coming into a large amount of money whether by legal or nefarious means.
"Yo man I just got my pimp stack today so we're going out tonight !"
by Patrick Wilde December 21, 2008
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Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.
by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010
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shit stack

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet without flushing. (intended as an insult to the bathroom owner)
Hirsch has been an asshole, let's shit stack his toilet.
by acoustic sean April 11, 2008
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Stacked Up

When a female is blessed with appealing mammary glands which have the tendency to distract males focus, she is stacked up.
Mark-"How'd your date go? did she have nice boobs?"
Matt-"Yeah that ho was STACKED UP!"
by Dr.vonlinkphipps December 1, 2011
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