Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Shiny

A gay ass asian that looks like a hoe.

Damn! that dude right there is a total shiny!

by Johnny.P December 7, 2015

Shiny

A racial slur used against Clone Troopers

That shiny mf is sure not friendly to us! He said clankER!!!!

by AidanLBeLike May 24, 2023

shiny slag

a guy named will baker that plays pokemon go

will you shiny slag

by onehugeslag March 13, 2025

Shiny

A Shiny is to a robot, what a Furry is to a furry animal, and a Scaly is to a reptile ( or to a Xenomorph or Predator. )

"I am a Shiny. I made a robot suit, and I identify with robots, y'all."

by ScapeyWasteland July 22, 2018

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018