"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007
Get the road sockmug. n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.
by hunter49686 May 19, 2010
Get the Road quillmug. The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
Get the Road Jerkmug. A place located in pg county (landover)
Where the real niggas from. Near seat pleasant, bright seat, most known as the wave. Also a dangerous hood where shit get real, break ins, fights, shoot outs.
Where the real niggas from. Near seat pleasant, bright seat, most known as the wave. Also a dangerous hood where shit get real, break ins, fights, shoot outs.
by Flykid11 September 12, 2016
Get the Hill roadmug. A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
Get the road weaselmug. A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
by phil knight August 24, 2006
Get the ball in roadmug. Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
by A55Finch July 3, 2009
Get the Road Penguinmug.