A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
Get the Long Range Sprinklermug. It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
by pentozali August 28, 2010
Get the shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing rangemug. A North Eastern Massachusetts slang meaning THC vaporizer or "Cart".
The origins of the word come from students using the word "Dab" to talk about there carts. Which then turned to "Crab" Then "CrabRANGoon" Then "Rang"
The origins of the word come from students using the word "Dab" to talk about there carts. Which then turned to "Crab" Then "CrabRANGoon" Then "Rang"
by GHS Slang June 17, 2024
Get the Rangmug. Hym "He was up on the roof with a range-finder! They made a call on the radio! Woooooooooow! You retards are INCAPABLE of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING to keep yourselves or other people alive! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TRYING! Really! It almost makes me feel bad about having to kill this kid! Almost! Holy shit... You ever think about that? You ever think about what is ACTUALLY wrong with you? That you cannot be expected to do literally anything to prevent your own murder and that even when you try you're either too incompetent (OR TOO STUBBORN) to even make an attempt? This is embarrassing! And if I further contextualize this by saying 'If I'm correct about the shooter and weaponized schizophrenia' Even I, the greatest mind who has ever lived, have spent 7 YEARS trying to get you retards to do something to preserve your own lives and you just won't! Hoooolyyyyyy shit guys! Embarrassing!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Get the Rangemug. The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.
by Tukanu May 2, 2023
Get the Technological range of motionmug. One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
Get the free range crotch grazermug. Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 1, 2023
Get the Free Range Chickenmug.