Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 03, 2007
Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 27, 2020
usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
by hoorada July 28, 2020
She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 19, 2011
Rhyming slang for randy.
by Gary Glitter the face sitter May 06, 2023
Lisa is the coolest girl in the world. She is kind, smart, funny, and above all has impeccable music taste. She lights up a room with her warm and easygoing personality, and is the kind of girl you will never not have fun with. She has the right amount of sarcasm, wit, and banter to go toe to toe with even the best hecklers. She is a lot more badass and cool than she thinks she is, and needs to be reminded this from time to time. Although she finds herself bouncing between rocky relationships, her friends know that anyone would be lucky to even be around her. There is someone who likes her a lot but doesn't think she's interested and therefore doesn't want to ruin their friendship.
"Hey, I just saw Lisa F the other day"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really Livin Like Lisa"
by Peter Piper's Pickled Pecker September 27, 2022
Lisa Kudrow is an actress ,producer ,mother, wife and more.
she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
by Izzie stevens December 05, 2018