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Jasper

A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.

Get yourself a Jasper.
Girl 1"Hey who's that guy?"
Girl 2"Jasper."
by ivan123 February 27, 2022
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JASPER CASE

a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH
jasper is a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH jasper case
by noodle woodle January 19, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is the most kind, amazing and lovely Guy in the room, hรจ is the perfect boyfriend

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
by Jason Bouman September 7, 2018
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Jasper

Fcking sexy biggest dick ever and a sweetie
by Kees2149 November 23, 2021
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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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Jasper

Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Š You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!
I see Jasper! I gotta run he bad๐Ÿ˜ฉ
by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021
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jasper

jasper is packing
by user3789 January 16, 2022
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