Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past
Ian: that’s not funny!
Dude: yeah it is
Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend
Dude: ok baby
Ian: that’s not funny!
Dude: yeah it is
Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend
Dude: ok baby
by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020
Get the Ianmug. ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
by suck a dick m8 March 29, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
Get the Ianmug. An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. 
