Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music

JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously

by Ktaei March 24, 2021

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014

hog-crouch

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.

To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.

by hc22 November 17, 2019

The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.

Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.

by they're coming November 14, 2022

side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.

"You're such a side hog!"

by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006

Hog Heaven

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.

I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!

by #1ABF March 4, 2021