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halal gap

Muslim colloquialism referring to the physical distance maintained between a (presumably) pious individual and members of the opposite sex. A similar concept among some Christians is that of "leaving room for the Holy Ghost." Also similar to the idea of "social distancing," albeit without a medical rationale.
As the rest of his classmates, most of them women, filtered into the lecture hall, Amir placed a textbook on the seats on either side of him to ensure that the halal gap was maintained.
by SherbertWest July 20, 2022
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Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.
It's just gap fat.
by gapfattie May 1, 2011
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Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.
"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.
by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015
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Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.
When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.
by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020
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tenure gap

The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?"
Person 2: "You know, the tenure gap."
by Pleco September 27, 2017
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texters gap

The one or two car gap sometimes larger between cars when the driver is obviously texting.
Someone at the end of the line gets screwed in making the light cause of texters gap.
by milo461 December 17, 2017
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cracker gap

When a white person has 3 sisters and the 2 little ones are hot
by Kyleclark April 12, 2020
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