CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

Butter crust

After a man jizzes inside of a woman, the remains of ejaculation around the rim of her vagina are called “butter crust”

Bro she was pickin that butter crust out of her pubes all night

by Butterynips June 23, 2020

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

Mut crust

Mut crust is slang for crusty females (usually name starts with s and ends with a) or a girl with a crusty vagina area

Yuck suima has mut crust

by Yshahwbev April 18, 2021

Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

warm the crust

To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.

After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.

and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.

by yabud December 30, 2013