Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.
“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”
by Anywomanever August 22, 2023
Get the Buckle headedmug. 
by Baller75 June 3, 2017
Get the hair bucklemug. by Luke ham ham September 5, 2016
Get the small belt bucklemug. by DARKIEPOOOO January 25, 2022
Get the Cyrus bucklesmug. To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.
Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!
by Milton the Freedman February 13, 2018
Get the buckle my burgermug. by Chuckle buckle April 6, 2019
Get the Chuckle bucklemug.