AK

Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.

Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*

by alcifer May 6, 2023

aks

Accidentally Kill-Steal

I'm so sorry i AKS you.

by lahmnhat October 5, 2021

AK-47

The AK-47 is a Soviet 7.62mm assault rifle primarily used by rag heads in the Middle-East. Paired with the RPG this combo can make any terroist group slap their presences in every fucking newspaper in about 1 week. These combinations are very deadly because these terrorists pounce out of drains the dirty creatures and blast their shots at well trained western soldiers

Man 1: I was in a trench getting shot at by AK-47 weilding rag heads
Man 2: Should've shot em'

by Yoyoyoyoyblud May 26, 2020

AK-47

GOD

All hail the AK-47 in its almighty greatness

by FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCIIIIIIIII October 24, 2018

AK-47

I brought one to school

Run he has a Ak-47

by Blyatcyka254 December 3, 2019

AK

The ultimate sigma, has guns in his house. Might kill you with his pjs or his jawline. Overall though, likes having fun, loves making new friends and will do anything for the ones he loves.

"Your daughter calls me daddy too", said AK.

by Σ AK October 11, 2021

Ak

tall lanky fucker with no dick and cant get hd

do you kno Ak ?
whos Ak ?
that Tall lanky fucker who cant get hard and has a dirty poon

by Akhasasmalldick April 1, 2019