Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

Hit the sit

(v.) sit down; take a seat; chill out; relax

“Wow, that Hennessy kicked my ass... I need to hit the sit.”

Coach to her team in the locker room immediately after they were shut out: “Ok, ladies... Hit the sit and shut the f*** up! We need to talk.”

by n30e August 10, 2019

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019