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closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.
That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!
by berntone April 24, 2009
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Crazy Thursday

KFC's promo in China in an attempt to attract customers to spend in the restaurant by offering additional discounts than usual on every Thursday. It has become an Internet meme that every time it's Thursday people write (or steal) a variety of literature all of which in the end ask others to transfer them money for eating in KFC.
Are you doing well all these years after our divorce? The kid's so clever as me, being top students in class for 3 years in a row. He's as well love avoiding responsibility just like you, but still considerate.

He asked me every time why you won't come at the parent–teacher conference. And last time, the teacher told me that he has always been alone at school and asked parents to care and accompany him more. At that time I almost couldn't hold back my tears.

Today I'm bringing him outdoors to relax. It's Crazy Thursday and 6 Hot & Crispy Tenders cost only ¥9.9. Give me 50 yuan and I'll take the kid to KFC.
by The Abstractologist September 17, 2022
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Lady crazy

When a female goes crazy with emotions and stops thinking before she act or speaks.
Ur girlfriend gone stright lady crazy buddy.
by Mybigavocado January 16, 2021
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Tools Crazy

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.
I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.
by Ringo22 April 23, 2020
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Crazy Kossuth

Kossuth was a bearded man. Big beard. Crazy Kossuth is essentially the same as Dirty Sanchez, but with a lot more 'ink'
So after Joe had at it with Jane, he gave her a Crazy Kossuth as he should.

She didn't mind her Crazy Kossuth after she came 3 times on his cock.
by danzirulez March 18, 2021
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quarantine crazy

when you haven’t gotten fresh air In over 48 hours that you start to go insane inside your apartment. Usually after the 48 hours they start dancing to tik toks and stalk Charli D’Amelio’s account or watch 5 minute crafts until they go to bed at 4 pm.
Joe-*walks into apartment*

Josh- *doing the renegade*
Joe- wth are you doing?? It looks like your having a seizure!!

Josh- No you idiot I’m doing the renegade!!
Joe- oh shit not again, when was the last time you left this place?
Josh- umm 1 week ago?
Joe- oh shit he went quarantine crazy
by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020
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Blood Crazy

The scientific phenomena where a woman, due to her menstrual cycle, is in a heightened state of anger and/or sexual arousal. She is prone to hunt down mating partners, or attack her committed partner at a higher rate of incident/frequency than normal times. She also is prone to laying someone out in an argument and/or acting in an irrational state, due to her hormonal condition.

There is no cure for "blood crazy", but scientists are working around the clock to figure out its foundations, so as to create some sort of mitigating substance.
"My girlfriend gets really blood crazy when she's on the rag. It's like everything I do violates universal logic."

"Dear God woman...are you blood crazy? You're chasing after anything with a penis?"

"She's so blood crazy, I could say 'Hello' and she'd tell me to go to fuck myself."
by MrControversy December 3, 2011
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