Fart

A discharge of the asshole, of sometimes smelly gases.
by Joe "Hazard" Longi February 19, 2004
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1. extensive affection shown by a cat.
2. means of "keeping warm"
3. dry version of "shated"
4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR!
my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships
by Claudia De Foe January 24, 2005
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I was just layin' there after we made love and had to fart
by Jimbo Bear January 17, 2003
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a mixture of gases released from the anus making a weird noise and producing a foul smell.
by ifarted June 03, 2006
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a explosion betweeen the legs
i was lighting farts with th bunsin burner and accidentlly singed the hair off my left nut.
by pennis licker June 03, 2003
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a gastranomical partation of two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction
that gastranomicl partation of my two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction was a blissful fart
by blurtingbelch October 30, 2006
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a body chemical released from the ass that usually creates a noise or can be silent, usually with a violent smell.
Who farted, you or the rotting eggs?
by (anonymous) October 26, 2003
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