testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.

I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex

the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.

by macdad March 31, 2003

testicle paint

another word for cum

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint

by James Hendry August 21, 2003

TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.

I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.

by Rob the Great August 3, 2007

testicular smellorosis

A serious bromhidrosis ( body odor) condition in the male testicular region. Often occurring when the region is exposed to presperation and/ or hot and humid conditions.

Boy 1 : Man that was a really long walk
Boy 2: Yeah it must be like 110 degrees out here too !
Boy 1: Yeah ! I have major testicular smellorosis

by smellorosis December 19, 2010

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006