The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 14, 2022

Delta Technologies

A powerful ally to have, Delta Technologies is a company of classified origin, based in classified.

I heard Delta Technologies was really pulling all strings.
Delta aerospace, don't they buy from Casey?

by CEO, Delta Technologies May 04, 2022

Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.

Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.

by TechGem Technologies March 07, 2024

Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.

What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.

by September 13, 2023

Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)

I cannot believe my best friend works for Azerbaijan Technology!😱

by eggman nega May 04, 2025

Technological range of motion

The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.

I've tried everything I know. That's the extent of my technological range of motion.

by Tukanu May 03, 2023

technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020