flex tape

flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme

phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by Just An Artistic Gay Kid February 28, 2019

Flex Tape

Fixes everything. Even a boat.

“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”

by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019

Measuring tape

A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.

“That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

dick tape

Tape in which is used on the dick.

My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.

by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

tape lion

bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.

the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.

by tape lion scientist June 1, 2007

Ankle Tape

Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.

Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"

by SavingTheFranchise August 30, 2011

Duct Taped

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.

Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped

by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009