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Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.
“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon
by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021
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tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.
Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.
by kidfixie June 1, 2018
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Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.
by Jijovo September 16, 2022
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Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen
Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.
by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016
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crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."
by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016
mugGet the crusty tamponmug.

jamaican tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period
by nnuus February 10, 2019
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