Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

swamp taint

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region

"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"

by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012

Taint Nugget

Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.

I was washing the back of my nutsack and found a few taint nuggets.

by Lowel Roffel July 23, 2009