Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020

tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.

"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."

by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015

Tactical trade

Similar to a normal trade, except nothing is given in return, basically stealing

I got this new Xbox game from a tactical trade at my local Gamestop.

by SigurJ January 31, 2009

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.

Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)

by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021

tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.

Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound

by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018