Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow

Connor is such a total weeaboo

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

Totally Mcgoataly

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.

Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee

Jim: Wanna bumfuck, bro?
Jim 2: Totes mcgoats
Jim 3: Yo, can I join?
Jim: Totally Mcgoataly!

by Whopsie April 13, 2011

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 6, 2022

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

total eclipse

This refers to someone with a mega large arse

fuck look at that
what
look at the size of that total eclipse

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004