to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.
by Mr. Kyle July 25, 2006
Get the Suck my enormous heavenmug. it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.
by suckmyhaemoglobin January 20, 2014
Get the suck my haemoglobinmug. When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
by chubop October 3, 2016
Get the sucking my own dickmug. The sentence is often used as the argument which cannot fail, or to discriminate nubs, and as shitload of Lol's is often but at the end of the sentence sequence.
Person1: "OMFG! nub I cen bet u in a duelz!"
Person2: "Lulz"
***Person 2 wins the duel***
Person2: "Suck my juicy balls! lololololololololololo"
Person2: "Lulz"
***Person 2 wins the duel***
Person2: "Suck my juicy balls! lololololololololololo"
by MELEAZT November 12, 2009
Get the Suck my juicy ballsmug. A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015
Get the suck my hypothetical dickmug. a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
by mannhole April 26, 2010
Get the sucking my emotional dickmug. For people with awesome last names (such as Cox) that could technically be sucked. Used as a come back or to brag when you're winning.
by BIGCOX20 April 17, 2011
Get the suck my last namemug.