McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

by dan! January 6, 2013

red raw stranger

someone who acts as though another person should know who they are but do not. The most likely origin of this word is geographic in nature. Used mainly in Brooklyn.

person A acts as though person B should know who they are, however, person B does not know person A therefore person A is a "red raw stranger".

by drivingwheel.beat May 3, 2015

The double stranger

Sitting on your hand and penis until both fall asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone to someone else.

The double stranger bois

by Siob July 5, 2017

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Gay Stranger

when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.

"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"

by Greg "The Captain" Hall October 14, 2006

stranger zone

An unfortunate state of affairs which occurs when an young lad or lady bemoans being placed in the friend zone, while no actual friendship existed to begin with.

That dude made a play for the bartender he met an hour ago, and she put him in the stranger zone with a vengeance.

by Debian4Lyfe July 19, 2014