stocktons

Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.

Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.

by B- Didy March 31, 2004

stockton maniac

A lurking mutated psycho, who lurkes in Stockton. It mostly sleeps under an overpass. but when it is awake, it smokes ganja, meth, and crack. if you disturb the maniac it will unleash its rath on you, and probably consume you whole with its graboid limb. so if visit stockton, you will probably be warned.

HEY GUYS! don't go under there! the Stockton Maniac is down there.

by buzz12345678 December 25, 2009

Skin Socket

Female transexuals newly hand made pussy, that is completly dry of any natural lubricants.

I stuck my finger in her dry skin socket and knew right away it was an inverted penis.

by J. Norris January 31, 2009

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

by L.D.B. October 15, 2011

spoonish gee socket

(sticking the penis in an girl with one eye's empty eye socket at the same time as slaping her blatter)

bitch im gonna spoonish gee socket you

by arkblatteresmell June 29, 2009

Cock Socket

Any Orifice or opeaning large enough to fit the male genetalia. (Especialy a Jacucci tube)

My hot tub has four cock sockets.

by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey October 21, 2008