sob story

The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.

jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...

by Angelacia June 15, 2007

stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Joel Story

Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining

Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?

Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,

Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?

Gary:...

Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story

by Teeeeeee January 16, 2011

The Story Begins

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

Payter story

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard

Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!

by Maize man October 14, 2011