Stirring the rice

To have sex with an Asian from behind.

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.

by Double D and E-Money February 2, 2015

Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

Stirring the trough

Moving one’s finger around inside of a vagina.

After her hot date got cut short, Savannah went to her room, lit some candles, reached in her panties and started stirring the trough.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024