Stirring Worms

it's like when you're out puttering around in the yard and you're doing something but you're really not doing anything but you're still getting a little bit accomplished

when your friend asks you what you did on a half lady Sunday you said oh I was just stirring worms

by Rusty and Busti December 16, 2025

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024

Outta stir

Outta jail

Dion is outta stir so he comin to the funeral

by Debo debee June 23, 2021